It’s free tea day at McAlister’s! If there’s one near you, drop by and pick up a free tea. After my blog responding to Charlotte, North Carolina, the managers over at my McAlister’s invited me to come and vlog lunch today. I had a blast and probably should be their new internet marketing director.
Just answering a few of those questions everyone seems to be asking.
And by everyone, I mean no one. And by answering I mean, being snarky.
You’ll have to continue to bear with me as I try out new backgrounds every day. I hope you don’t mind! When I get one I love, I’ll know it. Forget lighting and sound and all of those things I know I need. I’m working on that too.
Anyway, today’s show. DJ’s and Nightclubs are blaming So You Think You Can Dance for their short comings. Talking on your phone is like putting your head in a public toilet, and the Toothfairy has been hit hard by the recession.
In celebrity gossip, Miranda Kerr might have a bun in the oven, Amanda Bynes comes out of retirement, Zac Efron loves strip clubs, and Jersey Shore is planning on taking over the rest of what used to be normal rural America.
If you want to vote, http://teatownusa.com!
Longview, Texas is my hometown and there are only about 80,000 people that live here; but we’re beating the crap out of everyone competing for Tea Town USA!
McAlister’s Deli (nomnomnom) is holding a contest to see which town has the most team spirit and The View is in #1!
Well, Charlotte, North Carolina is having a hard time coping with their losing streak, so their news station decided to make this video talking about how much it sucks living in Longview (link here). Hey now, that’s my city!
So, I decided to do an investigative piece to see exactly how badly Longview needs the moolah McAlister’s is going to give to our parks for winning.
Vote once a day, every day until August! Your town isn’t going to win, so you might as well vote for mine! Vote here!
Weird news day! Margarita cubes to help you lose weight, a woman loses her seat to some kid’s flubber, and a teenager earns the nickname “The Deer Magnet”. PLUS: Move over, Samantha Jones! A UK Sex and the City super fan has de-throned you as slut of the year.
