Randamity: Be better at Prostitutin’

Another late posted show (AT&T internet sucks!) but I got it! I GOT IT!!!

Today on the show: Police in Las Vegas arrest girls for NOT being prostitutes (urdoingitwrong), OK Cupid says iPhone users have more sex, and a man grows a pea pod in his lungs. Freeeeeaky! Plus, a man gets a DUI…in a wheelchair. But seriously, what else are you gonna do?

In celeb news, John McCain and Snooki’s relationship FREAKS ME OUT, J-Lo gets kicked off of American Idol before she even really gets hired, and Bill O’Reily is pissed at Jennifer Aniston. I know, I know. We ALL hated The Bounty Hunter, don’t hold it against her.

Less than 1% of Americans would pay for….WHAT? Guess below!