PLUS! Download the Harry Potter spells app so you can look like an idiot in public just like meeeeee!
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Then Sunday we stopped at Anheuser Busch to tour the factory where they make not only Budweiser, but a plethora of other beers. I had no idea they produced Michelob and Shock Top. I highly recommend Beach Bum if you guys can get your hands on any - I tried it in the tasting (you get to try two free beers!) and it’s definitely my new favorite.

Want more beer facts? The Oatmeal has a few!

I’ve pretty much been living in a hotel for the past two weeks it feels like. Lots of traveling! Between interviews, visiting friends and lovers, and moving my sister to college, I am so happy to be home and sleeping in my ridiculously messy apartment.

So, this video is to play around with green screen a little. I need some new lighting so it doesn’t make my eyeballs disappear! I guess my eyes are just TOO GREEN. What a problem to have

New Randamitys will be back tomorrow!

This video is best viewed on a locked iPhone or iPad turned sideways. So you can watch without a neck cramp.

I’ll need some practice to figure this mobile blogging out. But yes, this is a quick vlog since I don’t have a show for you today.

Today on the show: Police in Las Vegas arrest girls for NOT being prostitutes (urdoingitwrong), OK Cupid says iPhone users have more sex, and a man grows a pea pod in his lungs. Freeeeeaky! Plus, a man gets a DUI…in a wheelchair. But seriously, what else are you gonna do?

In celeb news, John McCain and Snooki’s relationship FREAKS ME OUT, J-Lo gets kicked off of American Idol before she even really gets hired, and Bill O’Reily is pissed at Jennifer Aniston. I know, I know. We ALL hated The Bounty Hunter, don’t hold it against her.

Less than 1% of Americans would pay for….WHAT? Guess below!

Anyway, in today’s show: Underwear, vending machine pregnancy tests, and Joe Jonas’ purity ring is heating up Ashley Greene. Plus, Britney Spears is confirmed to guest star on Glee in a very special episode dedicated to her, Britney throws a temper tantrum when Justin Timberlake won’t duet with her, Zac Efron stuffs a $20 in Vanessa Hudgens’ bra, and Shaq is fighting cyber crime. Sure, why not?

This is it! It’s finally your chance to get in front of a crowd and sell yourself. It’s your time to shine and show them you’re a star. So why are they asking questions like, “If Aliens came and abducted you and made you king of their planet, what would be your first order of business as king?”

Interesting story: I crowd sourced my interview outfit today on Twitter. Twitter picked that seafoam green ruffled top in the video and a black peep toe pump. I ended up going with a bone pump instead, so I wasn’t wearing too much black, so if I don’t get a call back it’s probably because I didn’t listen to Twitter!

What’s the worst question YOU’VE ever been asked on a job interview?

America drinks more NOW than they did in the 80’s - Beer is the drink of choice! And after one woman had too much tipsy tuesday, she called 911 and asked them if they could get her a date.

Favorite iphone app right now: Build-A-Lot (loves it!) and of course, in celebrity news: Lady Gaga’s Vanity Fair interview, Charlie Sheen escapes jail, and Justin Bieber continues world domination (even though spell check still won’t recognize him for the SUPER STAR HE IS)

On the road Randamity this week, Kerouac style! Lindsay Lohan hops from jail to rehab, while her sister might be hopped up by some silicone. I don’t know what that means either. Jersey Shore makes MTV history with it’s ratings, new American Idol judge speculation, and Mel Gibson’s ex-girlfriend is gonna be FAMOUS Y’ALL!

Plus: Which hot mess celeb would you rather be, and what are you watching on TV tonight? It’s all here!! Happy new Randamity week!

And by everyone, I mean no one. And by answering I mean, being snarky.