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It’s TSHIRT TIME!!

While standing in line to get my free t-shirt at Little Rock’s new Apple Store, I started pondering why people love free t-shirts so much. People were lined up, waiting for their free shirt. The same excitement usually surrounds any event with a t-shirt gun - people LOVE IT when you throw stuff at them. You could be throwing bags full of flaming dog poop and as long as you do it with style and promise of something free, people will jump for it (possibly smashing anyone sitting below them).

What is it with free t-shirts??

It’s an all new Randamity! I know you just got one Monday, but you were supposed to get it Friday so WHATEVER you get another one!

In today’s episode, a sandwich guaranteed to make your heart stop, Netflix makes some changes that might make your DVDs stop, and the Worlds Fattest Mom wants to make her 15,000 calories a day stop. Plus, Lindsay Lohan’s new tattoo and my iApp of the week: TINY TOWER. It has its own wiki!

And I told her I had no moral obligation to my YouTube channel, so Vote for Taryn! http://bit.ly/votefortaryn

Okay, well lets be honest, it’s not so much a challenge as an activity for the insomniacs of the world known as teenagers, alcoholics, and apparently, ME even though I have to work in the morning. What is up with that?

Anyway, the list in case you’d like to make your own accent video!

Your name and username, Where you’re from.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying anything you want!

This might come as a shock to some of you - but there’s a new Randamity.

Say WHAT????? Yes, I know I’ve been a total slacker, but things are just crazy! And since I edit video five days a week, I find I haven’t had a lot of time to create new Randamitys. HOWEVER, I want to try to do better. I say try because seriously, I say that all the time. Man, I had so much more time to do this when I was unemployed! Ain’t that the truth.

Show links:
http://twitter.com/bestroomyever
http://captchart.com
http://2ttf.com/ (iFont Maker)

Viva, viva, Las Vegas, Baby. They may call it Sin City, but for me, it was heaven. Shopping, food, and a fantastic pool? How can a girl complain?

Of course, I’m a fan of any city that never sleeps. I loved that there were burger joints you could hit up at 11 pm. I loved that stores stayed open all hours of the night. And no matter what time of day, the streets were packed with people. I loved wearing cute outfits by day and dressing to the nines by night. I loved waking up at 9 am and laying by the pool until lunch, shopping all afternoon, and playing craps all night.

Not going to lie, the walking almost made me want to die. I was ready for that. I only managed heels one night of the trip (and shortly after ended up in flats). But it was my first time to Vegas, and I wanted to see everything, do everything, and soak as much as possible in. Can you blame a girl?

View from my hotel room - not too shabby, eh? Perfect for scoping out a pool chair.

Thing is, lots of people go to Vegas to get lucky. I discovered that I LOVE LOVE LOVE craps, but I’m not terribly gifted at it. Maybe we just hit some terrible tables. Where I really got lucky was the mall. And since my dear friend Amy has requested that I give her a haul video, I suppose I can do just that.